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Dont Tell Me To Smile Blankets

Browse our collection of 296 Dont Tell Me To Smile Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Don't Tell Me To Smile Blanket Blanket

Don't Tell Me To Smile Blanket Blanket

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.

Don't Tell Me What To Do Blanket Blanket

Don't Tell Me What To Do Blanket Blanket

I'm a strong independent woman and I am in charge of my own life. I don't take orders from no man, so don't tell me to smile, don't tell me what to do at all. I can be as ferocious as a hissing cat.

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing is hard! Show off your honesty about life's challenges and circumstances, it's brutal out here! Perfect for feeling overwhelmed with existential thoughts and trying to find the rainbow in the rain.

Best Friends Know The Real Smile Blanket

Best Friends Know The Real Smile Blanket

For best friends everywhere. This "Best Friends Know The Real Smile" is sure to make your bff smile. Get this awesome design for yourself and your bestie today!

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and funny, flirty, smiley face booty design.

You Can't Tell Tetra What to Do Blanket Blanket

You Can't Tell Tetra What to Do Blanket Blanket

Tough girls can't be tamed. Show that you're a gamer girl who won't take shit from anyone. This design features an illustration of tetra slashing through the command melody and the phrase "You can't tell me what to do.

You Can't Tell Tetra What to Do Parody Blanket

You Can't Tell Tetra What to Do Parody Blanket

Tough girls can't be tamed. Show that you're a gamer girl who won't take shit from anyone with this feminist parody design. This design features an illustration of tetra slashing through the command melody and the phrase "You can't tell me what to do.

I Tell My Cats All My Secrets Blanket Blanket

I Tell My Cats All My Secrets Blanket Blanket

I tell my cats all my secrets. If you're a cat person, crazy or not, show some love for your cats with this cute kitten inspired blanket!

Don't Frog With Me Blanket

Don't Frog With Me Blanket

This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.

Don't Touch Me Blanket Blanket

Don't Touch Me Blanket Blanket

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

Don't Stop Me-ow Blanket

Don't Stop Me-ow Blanket

Freddie Purr-cury! This cute Freddie Mercury/Queen cat parody is perfect for any cat fans! (like Freddie was himself!

Don't Make Me Ragequit Blanket

Don't Make Me Ragequit Blanket

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please dont make me do stuff, I wan't to lay around in my comfy blanket and watch tv all day. Speak your mind without devoting energy to actually speaking with this awesome blanket.

Donut Talk To Me Blanket

Donut Talk To Me Blanket

Read the shirt, pal. You think I'm down for your useless chatter? Oh no, honey-glazed; Think again. Grab this sweet, sassy design and let everyone know that you donut feel up for small talk.

Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Not Queer Enough Blanket

Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Not Queer Enough Blanket

Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Screw that!

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Blanket

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Blanket

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Sky Above Me, Earth Below Me, Fire Within Me Blanket

Sky Above Me, Earth Below Me, Fire Within Me Blanket

This case is adorned with the inspirational skyrim quote. Whenever life gets you down realize that you have the soul of a dragon and can do anything you put you mind to no matter how nerdy you are.

Snake On Me Blanket

Snake On Me Blanket

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Blanket

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Blanket

Well roll me in glitter and call me a unicorn! Show your love for magic and sparkles with this cute unicorn design.

I Hope Aliens Believe In Me Blanket

I Hope Aliens Believe In Me Blanket

I hope aliens believe in me! Let the world know that you believe in aliens with this hilarious, supernatural, sci fi geek blanket design! Now go hang out around some crop circles and tell all your friends all about your extraterrestrial conspiracy theories!

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

You Had Me at Merlot Blanket

You Had Me at Merlot Blanket

You Had Me at Merlot, if there's going to be wine there then I am in. If you love a nice glass of merlot this blanket is perfect for cozying up on the couch with your favorite wine.

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Gas Me Up Bestie Blanket

Gas Me Up Bestie Blanket

Gas me up bestie! Show off your love for you bestie with this cute and funny " gas me up bestie" design! Perfect to hype up your bff with together!

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Talk Hockey To Me Blanket Blanket

Talk Hockey To Me Blanket Blanket

Oh baby, I love it when you Talk Hockey To Me! Find someone else who speaks the language on your sofa or at the game with this cute red and pink blanket!

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